Saturday, February 23, 2008

Hey. Look up there ^.

I made a new header all by myself. What do you think? It was surprisingly easy. Or maybe I'm just a genius. I'll go with the latter.

Friday, February 22, 2008

I can't be the only one...

who finds this hilarious!

This is real. It's an ad for a security system. How could I make it up?


I've been so bored lately. I have nothing to write about but I thought it would at least give me something to do. The weather is terrible and we have one car, which Ryan takes to work, so I get stuck inside all day. Not so much fun.

Lane is big. He's been very affectionate lately. He comes up to me and puts his head on my lap. My heart literally stops beating when this happens. It's the BEST feeling in the world to have your child, who you love soooo much, show you love in return. Makes all those late nights and poop diapers worth it.

He also knows how to push buttons. I'm not talking about pushing my buttons, he's always known how to do that. I'm talking about literally pushing buttons. As I'm typing this I'm blocking the PC power button from him with my foot. He is dying to push it and turn everything off. He's already done it once. Putting duct tape over it doesn't fool him either. He also knows how to turn the DVD player on and off. I'll put in a DVD for him and he turns it off then cries because the video isn't on anymore. It's acutally funny. We live in a building with and elevator and he goes right for the emergency help button as soon as we get in. Every single time. Then I'm the bitch mom who won't let him press it. Then he throws a fit and inevitably a neighbor gets on the elevator at that exact moment and it looks like I have a miserable, fit throwing kid all the time. And he's really a happy baby in general.

I'm on blood pressure medication and I'm not happy about it. My blood pressure rose in my last trimester with Lane and never went down. Sucks because I really want to try for #2 but now I have to wait to get this under control first. And who wants to be on meds while trying to grow a perfect human? Less than ideal. The only good part about the whole situation is my doctor is hot. But he told me to lose weight. Nothing like a hot guy telling you you're fat.

I want to buy a house. It's too expensive. That's all my updates. How have you all been. Leave me a comment and let me know.